A Wild Ride

So i have to say that 2013 is shaping up to be one of the greatest years ever!

Last year ended a little bit rocky with Mine and jesse's break up and then finally getting back together on New years, What was going to happen with my visa after school, my career, so many things were up in the air. 

But as the days of 2013 have started to roll by it really has felt as though everything is finally starting to fall into place and maybe what people have said about putting good joo joo out into the universe is actually true. 

For the last half of 2012 I was in a really rough place, thankfully i had all my friends there to make sure i didnt go off the deep end, to party with and to listen to me bitch, cry and analyze everything. It's almost crazy for me to sit here now and remember that time, because it feels as though it was lives ago. I really would have never though then that I could be anywhere close to where i am now. 

So this brings me to this year so far.... 

Well as most of you know ( or read above) me and Jesse got back together on New years ( of course after i made him sweat it out a bit :P) and then 3 days before what should have been our anniversary he surprised me and proposed in what i can only describe as the most perfect moment of my life( minus the fact that i wasnt wearing a bra or make up) 

It was around 10:30 on MArch 1st and i was doing homework as always with on of my girlfriends from school. I had been texting Jesse through out the morning and had finally told him that i needed to get back to school work and focus. About 10 minutes later all we could hear was Peter Gabrielle's "Your eyes" blaring in my court yard. All i could think was fucking Louis!!!! if you know anything about my horrible neighbour Louis.. this is something he would do. So on my way out the door to tell him to SHUT UP i looked and saw Jesse, standing under my bedroom window with his boombox above his head, just like John Cusack in "Say Anything" and then ya de ya de ya de ... WE are engaged LOL!!!!!

So Now to School... Its finals week if you have been following my posts on FB about crying girls all over campus and all things hilarious about FIDM at the end of the quarter. 

Well I had applied for a third year program that lets just say not everyone can get into, i had been stressing and freaking out about what i was going to do after graduation in the spring ( its hard being a canadian in the states...) and now i know... I will being attending FIDM for another year in the IMPD program!!!.. yet another thing i couldn't have done without my amazing friends and support system!! 

muwah!!!! 

xoxo - May

When a stranger calls.......

Everyone has been patiently awaiting new updates of my random encounters with the opposite sex. 

Well here goes another. 

When a stranger calls.....

I dont even know this person/ never met/ never seen... so no photos this time!

It was around midnight on a Saturday, after a failed attempt at a night out in gay town. 

Jose and i sat in my living room sipping on Four locos, talking bout life, ex boyfriends and always and most importantly fashion and who wore it best and what celebrities we wanted to stab/ bed! As we sat and slowly became what can only be described as lightly sauced we decided it was the perfect time to call up anyones numbers we could accurately dial. 

We landed on one in Jose's phone... we will call him Zen for all purposes. 

We put Zen on speaker and pleaded with him about possibly marrying me so that i wouldn't have to return to Canada and i could stay and live the "American dream". As soon as the begging had gotten very heated, Jose's phone died and we had to call Zen back on my phone...

after another 15 minutes of pleading we gave it up and bid Zen farewell.. only to never speak to him again... or so i thought

the night ended like any other and Jose and i returned to our respective houses, when all of a sudden i thought my phone had gone into over drive and i started receiving second to second texts from zen. I tried to explain to him that i was no longer with Jose and that i was in serious need of a date with my pillow and not a person at this time of night. so i thought our communication would end their... it of course didn't. 

In the next 48 hours i received close to 300 text messages.. most of which were Zen professing his undying love for me and how he felt a real connection

Let me just state .. in case it wasn't clear ... i have never met, seen or spoken to this person before the for mentioned night

after my very minimal responses, zen stopped texting... 

then one afternoon i noticed i had a voice mail.... IT was Zen... 

i couldn't exactly here what he was trying to say, but what i got  from it was as follows:

"Hey

(long pause... about 15 seconds)

It's been 2 days 

( even longer pause followed by very deep breathing)

I'm surprised you havent changed your number

( deep breathing and about a 30 second pause)

I just wanted to talk to you..... and maybe ill come over

(long sigh)

call me"

1) i have never been so creeped 

out by so little words

2) who breaths that much!!!!

3) my parents were right... 

dont talk to strangers!!!!!

Life Reimagined

As always, I'm searching for inspiration in the every day. 

Lately i have been swooning over everything Agnes-Cecile. 

This work is truly mind blowing.. its simple and complex all at the same time... 

seriously as i look at the work all i can think is ... please paint me!!!! please paint me!!!!!

that is all for today... but seriously what else do you need if you can have this amazingness in your life!!!!

as always, 

xoxox - May

Sweet jewish girl goes on a date with a Nazi

You know its going to be a good one when the story starts out "so i met this guy....."

well this is one of those!

So i was a few drinks in when i had walked up to, for all purposes we will call him by this name "tatted beast". So i had walked up to tatted beast and proclaimed in one of my more gin soaked voices, that he looked like a tatted beast... 

and thats where it all began.........

So Tatted beast and i had chatted back and forth over numerous text messages, where i had come to learn that he was originally from Berlin, and while he was living back over there he used to be a porn star. If that wasnt the first red flag, the second came when my two private investigators Autuumn and Brian had found that he had only joined facebook a few months ago.. weird right?

photo obtained through my private investigators Autumn and Brian

So after a few days and some seemingly forceful text messages on tatted beasts behalf, i thought hey what the hell atleast i can get a  few free drinks and an interesting conversation out of this date. So i got ready in a pretty casual outfit and headed out the door to go meet up with Tatted Beast at a local bar. 

So as i uncomfortably sat, trying to sound interested in what the beast had to say.. my mind wondered.. what was i going to eat for breakfast tomorrow? do i have dog food? how it would be funny if me and elvis both didnt have food and we became all ragey cause we were hungry and tired... but then i snapped out of it when the beast asked me what my favorite book was. At the this point, i had actually started to think that he might be normal, or atleast we would be able to chat about books and our favorite authors. So i replied " well at the moment im reading Crystal castle for about the 4th time cause i cant seem to find another book i can really get into.. whats yours?" and without even skipping a beat he replies "the bible" 

OH DEAR

mind you, i have no problem with religious people or even if your favorite book is the bible.. i mean personally being the nice jewish girl that i am, i havent had the chance or urge to actually read the bible.. i mean im more of a non-fiction reader so the bible isnt exactly up my alley LOL 

So seeing this as an opportunity i asked " well if thats your favorite.. whats your second favorite?"

At this point i had still thought maybe this guy actually reads and maybe we could continue from here... but no he hits me with "oh my second favorite book is Mien Kampf.. and i veiw it as more of a religion as apposed to even a book" ... so being the nice jewish girl i am i almost shit my pants!

Thoughts raced through my mind... does he know im jewish? is he going to skin me and make me into a lamp shade? does the bathroom have a window low enought ot he ground so i can escape this horror? 

At this point i was completely zoned out as he told me about his grandfather being a nazi, how hitler was a visionary and how he even had Jim Henson tattoos on him even though he was a jew... 

I did the typical stretch and yawn, but i could tell the best just wasnt getting it. so after about 20 minutes of fake yawning, i lied and had said i had a super early day and would have to cut this charming evening short. 

AS i sprinted to my car, all i could think was "Wow.... this sweet little jewish girl just went on a date with a nazi!

xoxo - May

The Bitch is Back

WOW... its been awhile!

So as i sat on the couch this morning drinking my coffee, i had ho'd and hummm'd about starting up the blog again, and in what direction it would go, how to explain the last month, or even what to call it....

While waiting to write, i was watching a lifetime movie ( as per usual) and thought i think i will call this "Hell Hath no furry like a woman Scorn"... but then that would be a little to literal for my welcome back to the blog world. Well as most of you know by now Jesse and i have parted ways... and as i sit here this morning, I feel every possible emotion about the entire thing all at once... so maybe now isnt the right tim to write about it. 

If i had called my blog the for mentioned name, the furry however would not be referring to spiteful things i would do, however it would describe the furry that is everything amazing and beautiful that comes from change. 

The direction of my blog however will still be somewhat the same, about fashion, life, love, my friends and the craziness i encouter/ the crazies that find me along the way. 

Also i want to thank all of my amazing friends and family, seriously sometimes i have to sit back and take a deep breath just to take it all in at how amazing the people around me are. They are all truly unique and special in their own way. 

So all this being said... THE BITCH IS BACK!

and in full effect... winnipegers and Denverites know exactly the girl I'm talking about... hahah

So Stay tuned!

Also a special thanks to one of my good friends Autumn and Ms. Jenny for the final kick to start this up again!!!

bye bye laguna

So in just over a week i will be leaving Laguna

Its actually quite funny cause i never thought i would even like it here, i mean of course their are the obvious draws of living on the beach and not having to drive everywhere, but i am a city girl at heart!

so i have to say a bye bye but will always love laguna, and have become a beach town girl

things to come:

- serious DIY's in my new apartment

- Beach house with Autumn as soon as she 

gets her ass back to California

-getting my ass kicked in Miyagi boxing gym

So Stay tuned on updates and awesomeness!

a colorado wedding

This last weekend i had the pleasure of attending the wedding of two amazing people Calley and Aaron

In true May kadoody fashion i had to be rebel.. i wore white ( dont worry i ran it passed the bride probably like 30 times to make sure she didnt care) 

my amazeballs boyfriend was obviously my super stylin date 

Words cant explain how happy i am for these two... what can explain the awesomeness of the day is a few photos

Aaron patiently awaiting calley

sweet little flower girl

This little flower girl didnt make it down the aisle

The boys waiting on the bride

sorry Aaron .. i know i always catch you with your eyes closed...

calley and her dad

all in all it was one great weekend!

i wish you guys the absolute best !

xoxo- May