Everyone has been patiently awaiting new updates of my random encounters with the opposite sex.
Well here goes another.
When a stranger calls.....
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| I dont even know this person/ never met/ never seen... so no photos this time! |
It was around midnight on a Saturday, after a failed attempt at a night out in gay town.
Jose and i sat in my living room sipping on Four locos, talking bout life, ex boyfriends and always and most importantly fashion and who wore it best and what celebrities we wanted to stab/ bed! As we sat and slowly became what can only be described as lightly sauced we decided it was the perfect time to call up anyones numbers we could accurately dial.
We landed on one in Jose's phone... we will call him Zen for all purposes.
We put Zen on speaker and pleaded with him about possibly marrying me so that i wouldn't have to return to Canada and i could stay and live the "American dream". As soon as the begging had gotten very heated, Jose's phone died and we had to call Zen back on my phone...
after another 15 minutes of pleading we gave it up and bid Zen farewell.. only to never speak to him again... or so i thought
the night ended like any other and Jose and i returned to our respective houses, when all of a sudden i thought my phone had gone into over drive and i started receiving second to second texts from zen. I tried to explain to him that i was no longer with Jose and that i was in serious need of a date with my pillow and not a person at this time of night. so i thought our communication would end their... it of course didn't.
In the next 48 hours i received close to 300 text messages.. most of which were Zen professing his undying love for me and how he felt a real connection
Let me just state .. in case it wasn't clear ... i have never met, seen or spoken to this person before the for mentioned night
after my very minimal responses, zen stopped texting...
then one afternoon i noticed i had a voice mail.... IT was Zen...
i couldn't exactly here what he was trying to say, but what i got from it was as follows:
"Hey
(long pause... about 15 seconds)
It's been 2 days
( even longer pause followed by very deep breathing)
I'm surprised you havent changed your number
( deep breathing and about a 30 second pause)
I just wanted to talk to you..... and maybe ill come over
(long sigh)
call me"
1) i have never been so creeped
out by so little words
2) who breaths that much!!!!
3) my parents were right...
dont talk to strangers!!!!!
